My glasses finally arrived. I practically snatched the box from the FedEx guy, and tore it open. I've been waiting weeks.
I rushed (hobbled quickly, it's all relative) to the bathroom and threw them on the old mug and looked in the mirror.
This famous scene from "Poltergeist" aptly depicts my reaction. (Warning, it's a bit "graphic.")
I guess I'll have to get used to them.
(Fun fact about the movie: Steven Spielberg's own hands are peeling off Marty's face.)